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$$4me
Joined: 20 Dec 2005 Posts: 19 Location: Bay area
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Posted: Dec Thu 14, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject: Smoking and drinking booze / exhale it from your body |
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I heard this comedian talking about smoking, and this is what he stated! When you smoke, you inhale your smoke into your body, and then you exhale it thru your nose and mouth. So since I like to drink liquor, I should be able to drink my booze in public, and then piss it out in public also, It went thru my body just like smoking and every smoker blows it out again. What do thinK?
I was in Hong Kong one year, and we were all sitting at a large dinner table, we had one female smoker who smoked all week long and no one else smoked, so I attempted to tell that joke to her, and it came out wrong, and she started to yell at me, are you going to piss one me? boy was the whole table quiet for a minute. I just put my hand out facing her to tell her to be quiet. and we all continue to eat.
I have been in Vegas and in Reno gambling and everytime I come home I am always coughing, trying to clear my throat and lungs. What did I do to deserve that. life goes on |
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BC Dave Site Admin
Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1598
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Posted: Dec Fri 15, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: Casino etiquette. |
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The ashtrays are placed alongside of the slot-machines and the urinals and toilets are in those little tiled rooms beside the casino. To the best of my understanding their functions are not interchangeable. |
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CaSwede
Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 866
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Posted: Dec Sun 17, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know about this joke. I think it is one of those jokes that sound funny as all -ell when you are in a lounge after having 3 strong drinks, but you try to repeat it to some sober friends, and it just does not go over as well. |
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$$4me
Joined: 20 Dec 2005 Posts: 19 Location: Bay area
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Posted: Dec Sun 17, 2006 11:34 pm Post subject: smoking/drinking |
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I tried, never was one to tell a joke at the right time. but it was funny when i heard it from a comedian. but I think you got the drift anyways. next time I will have 5 drinks, I am a happy drunk |
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