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hawk · Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 508

BUMP, BUMP, BUMP

BC Dave · Site Admin Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1598

OK, Mr. Hawk, I'll bite. Either your landing strip needs a few pot-holes filled, or we shouldn't come a knockin' if this message board's a rockin'.

BC Dave

hawk · Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 508

Just heard a comm'l on TV: "Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough to have sex". Not sure how to respond.
1. I think I would know if I was.
or 2. Does that mean I should get a female doc?

Board was dead so I wanted to get a thread going. Thanks for helping.

john · Site Admin Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 1181

Healthy enough to have sex = alive

stan_allen · Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 1129

Indeed, what sort of testing would a doctor need to perform in order to make this determination???

I don't think I want to know, unless my doctor is a beautiful woman, and I'm pretty sure my wife would see to it that this would not be the case.

And this thread pertains to Reno....how??

john · Site Admin Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 1181

Reno is in Nevada. Sin capital of the US.

Oh, who cares?

BC Dave · Site Admin Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1598

Many threads start out with something, at least, allegedly pertaining to Reno and then, after a few replies, loose their way. This thread, argueably, started off without a single reference to "The Biggest Little City" but is now focusing in the geographic location and the state of morality one can expect to find there. This is the kind of information new readers to the Board are looking for. Three cheers for "Bump, bump, bump". Great moderating Mr. Hawk!

BC Dave

hawk · Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 508

The board is ALIVE.....
Thanks for the help all.
Actually Stan I did have a beautiful woman doc a few years back. My wife referred me to her. I liked her.
Alas, after several visits and more than one prostate check, she informed me that I would be better served by her husband.

Not sure I used the right terminology there "better served". whadda ya think, Stan?
Anyhoo, he was an ok doc but not exactly beautiful -- at least not by my standards.

BTW, where is the moderator now. How did this thread get hijacked???

BC Dave · Site Admin Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1598

Mr. Hawk;

I'm not sure if these posts are signs of life or just us some nocturnal emissions from four old guys as we roll over in our graves.

There's a really interesting graveyard by Virginia City, enough to keep history buffs busy there for the whole day.

I'll be in the "fabled city" and Alison's Castle really soon.

With new construction nearing completion at the Peppermill, talk of expansion at the Atlantis and possible whole new casino hotels (not to mention ongoing improvements downtown), Reno appears to be on the verge of new found prosperity.

Shooters is the coolest bar on earth!

Most visitors to the Reno - Lake Tahoe area will find all they need in the beautiful resorts there. From 24 hr non-stop casino action, great restaurants and ultra chic bars, exciting caberets and laid back taverns.

There you go Mr. Hawk. Best I can do.

Charlie and Higgins....I'm on my way.

BC Dave

john · Site Admin Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 1181

stan_allen · Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 1129

Hawk, good question. I like the "Better served" construction, and wouldn't change a thing.

I must also apologize - or accept congratulations, I can't tell which - for my role in helping the board reach a new low.

So to further obfuscate the matter, I'd like to once again commend Lvbear584, whose posts regarding actual and serious issues that affect Reno fans put us all to shame.

Back to my checkup; the doctor is most definitely "in"!

hawk · Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 508

thanks, guys, for pumping up this thread.
Fun to share.

BCD, does John know your exact dates? I know Jerry is going to be there for a slot tourney at Siena beginning of Halloween week, whatever dates those are. (end of month anyhoo)

If you want to share here, fine.

Life is interesting. One never knows what divergent paths he may traverse due to the BUMPS in the road.

We are ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerry · Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 759

OK, Stan, I'll see (call) your "better served" and raise you a "Caesar Salad" from Shooters, my favorite place in "The Biggest Little" for fine dining.

BC Dave · Site Admin Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 1598

Man, some of my recent posts are getting more than just a little odd. I'm hoping to regain my sanity in my upcoming Reno trip. I'll try to post a coherent trip report once I've returned. Till then....

BC Dave

stan_allen · Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 1129

Jerry, sorry I couldn't see your raise sooner - took a trip out of town, and saw no internet for a whole week - it was kind of nice, actually.

But back to business: If shooters actually serves food, then I would refer the whole thing back to my suggestion of a merger between Shooters and Hooters, which would probably produce the finest Caesar Buffalo wings in town, and leave you with many fine mammaries - sorry, MEMORIES!

Ah, it's good to be back!